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Hash House Harrier SongbookThe Bawdy Manual - Know Your TunesAbdul Abulbul AmirAddams FamilyAmazing GraceThe Ash GroveBaby FaceThe Ball o' KirriemuirBallad of Jed ClampettThe Billboard MarchBonanza ThemeBotany BayBritish GrenadierBy the Light of the Silvery MoonBye, Bye, BlackbirdCaissons Go Rolling AlongCandy ManClementineColonel Bogey MarchDo, Re, MiDrunken SailorFive Foot TwoThe Foggy, Foggy DewGilligan's Island ThemeGive Me The Old Time ReligionGrandfather's ClockHappy Birthday to YouHumoresqueI'm Looking Over a Four Leaf CloverI've Been Working On The RailroadI Want a GirlJa-DaJohn PeelMasochism & Masturbation TangosMeet the FlintstonesMeet the HashersMen of HarlechMotherMy Best Girl's a CorkerNavy HymnOh Dear! What Can the Matter Be?The Old HundredthPlaymateRawhide ThemeRed River ValleySam HallSide By SideSinging in the RainSweet Betsy From PikeVillikins and His DinahMoose Song (Version 1)Swing Low, Sweet ChariotTake Me Out To The Ball GameTie Me Kangaroo Down, SportWhen Johnny Comes Marching HomeWhen You Wore a TulipWhy Was (S)he Born So Beautiful?William Tell OvertureYellow Rose of TexasAbout the Hash House Harrier SongbookOther Song SourcesTable of ContentsHash House Harrier Songbook SearchKeywordsKeyword ListQuery Language"A" Songs"A" You've Got Asshole StainsA Few of My Favorite ThingsA Is For...A Prayer (Balls to Mr. Bengelstein)A-Rovin'Aahlawetta (Version 1)Aahlawetta (Version 2)AbortionAct Sederunt of the SessionAirplane Crash LullabyAlcoholic's AnthemAli BoogieAll Things Dull and UglyAncient Hash SongAnd So This Is HashmasArse Holes For SaleAs I was WalkingAustin Hash Song"B" SongsBad King HashmasBagpipe SongBalham VicarBall GameBall of KirriemuirBall of YarnBallad of OJ SimpsonBallad Of The Bobbit HillbilliesBalls of O'LearyBalls to Mister BanglesteinBanana SongBand Played On (The)BarcelonaBarnacle BillBastard King of EnglandBeat My MeatBeer PoemBeery BunchBestiality's BestBig BambooBig Fat AssBig JessBig Red RoseBirthday Song (Version 1)Birthday Song (Version 2)Birthday Song (Version 3)Birthday Song (Version 4)Birthday Song (Version 5)Bitch a DogBlessing of "G"Blessing of the HaresBlinded by ShitBobby Brown Goes DownBoom, Oooh, YakatataBorn DeadBoy Meets GirlBreathalyzedBritish GrenadierBrassieresButton FactoryBy the LightBye, Bye Blackbird"C" SongsCactus In My Y-FrontsCan You Walk a Little Way?Can't Hash TodayCarolinaCats on the RooftopsChandler's ShopChapped HideChicago (Version 1)Chicago (Version 2)Chipmunks RedeuxChipmunks Roasting on an Open FireChristmas CarolChristopher and AliceChristopher RobinClean SongClementineClint Meets the Gay CaballeroClintstones (The)Clinton's Queen BeretsCock RobinCock-Suckers' BallCold Winter's EveningColostomy's BestColumboCome Sit on My Face if You Love MeCometComin' Thro' the RyeCountry Sunday SchoolCow Kicked NellyCreak Goes the MuscleCrock of ShitCuckooCucumber SongCute Little Song"D" SongsDaisy, DaisyDavy CockheadDaylight ComeDead Dog RoverDead WhoreDeck the HallsDeep in the Heart of TexasDFL's PrayerDickey LouseDid You Ever SeeDid You Ever Wonder?DinahDinah-Moe-HummDo Your Balls Hang Low?Do Your Tits Hang LowDoes a Hasher?Doggies' MeetingDon't Cry LadyDon't Say NoDon't That Bastard Get any Bigger?Dope, Ray, MeDough, Ray, MeDown in WyomingDrinkDrunken HasherDrunken SailorDuck DittyDumb ShitDunkirkDurex is a Girl's Best FriendDUIDying Harlot (Version 1)Dying Harlot (Version 2)Dying Harlot (Version 3)"E" SongsEat WormsElvis Has Just Left the BuildingEngineer SongEric the Half a BeeEskimo NellEvery Sperm is SacredEye, Yeye, Yeye, Yeye"F" SongsFanny BayFarewell SongFart (The)Farting ContestFather AbrahamFifty Ways to Fuck Your MotherFireman's SongFirst TimeFoggy DewFondle Me With CareFornicationFort Eustis Down-Down SongsFuck a DuckFuck a Little PigFuck the Giant PenisFucking Hell She's UglyFurburger King"G" SongsGalaxy SongGang BangGay CaballeroGet FuckedGet It Up, Get It InGimme That Old Time ReligionGirl From ArkansasGirl From BaltimoreGive Me A CloneGive Me That Good Old VinoGlorious, Victorious (AKA: Beer, Beer, Beer)Glorious, Victorious (Original Version)God Bless My UnderpantsGomez The ChihuahuaGonorrheaGood Ship VenusGreat Big WheelGreen Grow the Rashes OGreen Grow the Rushes OGunga's Song"H" SongsHallelujah ChorusHallelujah, I'm A BumHandsome HasherHalloween SongHanky PankyHappy Wank SongHarlot of Jerusalem (Version 1)Harlot of Jerusalem (Version 2)Harriette The Tattooed HasherHarvest of LoveHas Anybody Seen J.C.?Hash BenedictionHash House HarriersHash HymnHash Love SongHash Pledge of AllieganceHasher MenHasher WomenHasher's PrayerHave You Got a Hard-On?He's a Blow Up DollHe's A CuntHe's the MeanestHe's a HasherHe Ought to be Thoroughly Pissed OnHeigh-Ho Says RowleyHeineken, SchmeinekenHello PenisHere's the SeasonHere's to Brother Hasher(s)Here's to the BastardHerpes FamilyHerpes SongHer Left TitHi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To The Burlesque ShowHis One SkinHitler Only Had One BallHoliday SongHoly Shit I Gotta PeeHot VaginaHow Ashamed I WasHow To Handle A Date (Duet)Humoresque"I" SongsI Caught Three HaresI'd Love to Have a Beer With...I Don't Want to Join a ConventI Don't Want to Join the ArmyI Don't Want to Join the NavyI Like CockI Like CuntI Love My WifeI Need a SheepI Put My Hand (Harrier Version)I Put My Hand (Harriette Version)I Put My LipsI Want a BeerI Wonder Where I AmI'll Never Piss AgainI'll Take the Left LegI'm Dreaming of a Right ChristmasI'm Your MailmanI've Got a Start on a Twelve-Inch Hard OnI've Got the Clap AgainI've Only Half a BrainIf I Had a Hard-OnIf I Were the Marrying KindInbredInbred ManIncest is BestIncest Time in TexasIncontinence Is The ShitsInside Those Red Plush BreechesIrian JayaIs it in Yet?Isn't it Awfully Nice to Have a Penis?Isn't It Great To Have A Clitoris?It's the Same the Whole World OverIvan Skavinsky Scavar"J" SongsJim Swaggart, The PreacherJingle BallsJocelyn EldersJohn Brown's PenisJohn PeelJonestownJungle SmellJunior Birdmen"K" SongsKeep It GreasyKeyhole SongKing of the NerdsKnights of the Round Table"L" SongsLa CockLady HardonnaLarge BallsLeaver's SongLehigh Valley (The)LeprosyLet Me Ball You SweetheartLet's Have a PartyLife Presents a Dismal PictureLionhunt SongLittle BirdLittle Bit Off the TopLittle Brown MouseLittle Old ShackLittle Red TrainLloyd GeorgeLobster SongLong and ThinLoopyLuluLumberjack SongLydia the Tattooed Lady"M" SongsMacDonald's FarmMadeline SchmidtMammary LaneMan TrapMaryMary AnnMary Ann BurnsMary Ann McCarthyMary BoxMasturbation (Version 1)Masturbation (Version 2)Mayor of Bayswater's DaughterMedical Love SongMenMerry HashmasMobileMonk of Great RenownMonks of Saint BernardMonster HashMonte CarloMoonshinerMoose Song (Version 2)Moose Song (Version 3)Moose Song (Version 4)Moose Song (Version 5)More BeerMotherMother HashMount BonnellMouthful of SinghaMr. Blue BallsMrs. Puggy WuggyMunicipal Sewerage ManMusic ManMy Big BananaMy FatherMy Favorite ThingsMy Girlfriend is a Bit of a BeastMy Girl's a VegetableMy God How the Money Rolls InMy Grandfather's CockMy Kind of GirlMy Little Pink PantiesMy Mother-in-LawMy One Skin Hangs Down to My Two SkinMy Own GrandpaMy Sister LilyMy Sombrero"N" SongsNancy BrownNarcolepsy's BestNecrophilia SongNecrophilia's BestNellie DarlingNelly 'AwkinsNext ThanksgivingNice GirlsNick-Nack Paddy-WackNo Balls at AllNone is Bigger Than MineNorth Atlantic SquadronNude"O" SongsO-DucksOde to a HasherOggy Oggy OggyOh KennedyOld Brown CowOld Chisholm TrailOld Irish StateOld King ColeOld Time ReligionOn Top of Old SophieOnce a Bloody HashmanOne-Eyed RileyOne-Eyed Trouser SnakeOne on the TableOne TwatOr Would you Rather be a ____?Ou Est le Papier?Our Lager"P" SongsP.M.J. (Pre-Mature Jack-Ulation) BluesPatriotic SongPenis EnvyPeri PeriwinklePhilosopher's SongPikes Peak Harriette SongPikes Peak HashersPioneersPiss Off, Ya WankPissanya, ShitanyaPissedPlastic JesusPlease Do Not Tread on My BallsPoetryPoisoning Pigeons in the ParkPoor Lil (Version 1)Poor Lil (Version 2)Poor Little AngelinePoor Old Fartin' FoolPortions of a WomanPretty RedwingPromiscuousPubic HairsPushingPussy Cat SongPut Your Leg Over My ShoulderYour Legs Round My Shoulders (For Harriers)Your Legs Round My Shoulders (For Harriettes)"Q" SongsQueen of All the Fairies"R" SongsRajah of AatrakhanRawhideRedneck MotherRing the Bell VergerRingadangdooRip My Knickers AwayRoad to GundagaiRoedean SchoolRoll Me Over in the CloverRoll Your Leg OverRub-A-Dee-DubRule BritanniaRye Whiskey"S" SongsS&M GirlS&M ManSally in the AlleySalomeSalutationsSalvation Army SongSammy SmallSanta Claus is Coming to TownScotsman (The)ScrotumSeven Nervous DaysSeven Old LadiesSex is BoringSexiatus ManiaSexual Life of the CamelSharp OperatorShe Ain't Gonna Fuck No MoreShe'll Be Puffin'She Had Big Mountains(She Had Her) PeriodShe Went for a Ride in a MorganShe's a HarrietteShiggy-ShaggyShiner BeerShort HymnShort SongSilent NightSingha CockSinking Of The TitanicSir JasperSit on My Face (Version 1)Sit on My Face (Version 2)Sit on My Face (Version 3)Sixteen MilesSkippy the SquirrelSod 'em AllSoldier SongSound Of HashersSound OffSPAM SongSquare DanceSuckanyaSunstroke, Syphilis, and Varicose VeinsSuper HasherSupercallousflagellisticexpectcunnilingusSweet AntoinetteSweet VioletsSwilligan's IslandSyphilis"T" SongsTake Me Out For a Good BallTake Your Fingers Off ItTeddy Bears' PicnicTeddy the Red-Nosed SenatorTen Sticks of DynamiteThere Was an Old FarmerThese Foolish ThingsThey're Moving Father's Grave to Build A SewerThree Blind JelleyfishesThree German OfficersThree Jews from JerusalemThree Visiting HashersThis is Your Down-Down SongTinker (The)Tired of LifeToastsToday IsTokyo Hash SongTraveler (The)Triangle (The)Twelve Days of Hashmas (Version 1)Twelve Days of Hashmas (Version 2)Twelve Days of Hashmas (Version 3)Twelve Days of RamadanTwelve Runs of HashingTwinkie, Twinkie, Little Hasher"V" SongsVaginaValking in My Vinter UndervearVegetables Are The BestVicar in the Dockside ChurchVirgin SturgeonVlad"W" SongsWalking Down Canal StreetWalkin' 'Round in Women's UnderwearWalrus and the CarpenterWanky's BeersWavesWe Three KingsWedding Song (Version 1)Wedding Song (Version 2)Wee Wee SongWe're Here Because . . .Were You Lonesome TonightWhat a WankWhen the End of the Month Rolls AroundWhen I Was a Little GirlWhen Lady Jane Became a TartWhere Were You Last Week?While the Kiwis ShaggedWhite HashmasWho Needs Sex?Who's WhoWhy Are We Waiting?Why Can't He Get It Up?Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?Why Was He Born so Beautiful?Wild West ShowWienerWill You Marry MeWoodpecker's Song"XYZ" SongsYank My DoodleYankee DoodleYellow is the ColorYellow Ryder TruckYesterdayYo' MamaYogi Bear (Version 1)Yogi Bear (Version 2)You Ain't Nothin' But a HasherYou Are My HashitYou Take the Legs Off Betty GrableYou Won't Find Any CountryZiPpY the Red-Nosed HasherZoological GardensZulu WarriorZuppata (Chiangmai Prayer)Feedback FormHarrier.Net - 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