Vegetables Are The Best

Tune: Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport

 

Chorus:
Vegetables are the best, girls,
Vegetables are the best--EAT YOUR GREENS!
Vegetables are the best, girls,
Vegetables are the best, 'cause . . .

Do the deed with a weed, girls,
Do the deed with a weed--VEGETABLES!
Do the deed with a weed, girls,
Do the deed with a weed, 'cause . . .

Other verses:
Commit fellatio with a potato, girls
Take a dyke on with a daikan, boys
Shave the fuzz off a peach, boys
Slip a rubba on a rutabaga, girls
Be a fairy with a strawberry, boys
Try humpin' a pumpkin, lads
Tickle your root with a shoot, boys
Tickle your clit with a pickle, girls
No need for the pill with a dill, girls
Stick a cuke up your chute, girls
Fill your chute with a root, girls
Squeeze a kumquat in your twat, girls
Give a wedgie to a veggie, boys
Drink the pee of a broccoli
A gourd will always stay hard, girls
Elope with a cantaloupe, girls
Go goose a spruce, lads
Wine and dine a fine pine, men
Stuff some grass up your ass, boys
Debauchery with the shrubbery, boys
Rub your tube with a tuber, boys
Wheat germ makes your squirm, girls
Rub your slit hard with rhubarb, girls
Get frisky with some kim chee, girls
Give him a horn with some corn, girls
Make him green with a bean, girls
Get defrocked by a stalk, father
Venial sins with the California Raisins, girls
Stiffen your root with a Kiwi fruit, boyth
etc . . .

Keywords: vegetable, sex