Colostomy's Best

Tune: Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport

 

Chorus: Colostomy's best, boys,
Colostomy's best--FILL YOUR BAGGIE!
Colostomy's best, boys,
Colostomy's best, 'cause . . .

Rub some shit on your clit, girls,
Rub some shit on your clit--COLOSTOMY!
Rub some shit on your clit, girls,
Rub some shit on your clit, 'cause . . .

Other verses:
Take a dump in a bag, guys
Shit through a slit in your side, Clyde
The Hershey highway is my way, boys
Stick your tool in her stool, boys
Get down in her brown, guys
Whack off in her sack, Jack
Fart through a cut in your gut, boys
Make doo-doo without a loo, Stu

 

Keywords: feces, shit, incontinence