Narcoplepsy's Best

Tune: Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport

 

Chorus:
Narcolepsy is best, boys,

Norcolepsy is best-LIGHTS OUT!

Narcolepsy is best, boys,

Narcolepsy is best.

Fall to the floor with a snore, boys,
Fall to the floor with a snore-NARCOLEPSY!

You'll friends'll never find you a bore, boys,

Fall to the floor with a snore, 'cause . . .

Slump down in a heap on the street, boys,
Slump down in a heap on the street-NARCOLEPSY!

The street's a great place for some sleep, boys,

Slump down in a heap on the street, 'cause . . .

Other verses:

Nod off while he's on top, girls (Don't worry, he won't stop, girls)
Blank right out at the bank, boys (Wake up in the drunk tank, boys)

Fall asleep at the wheel, boys (Don't worry, it's no big deal, boys)

Catch 40 winks at the sink, girls (40 winks will keep your cheeks pink, girls)

Catch some Z's at your desk, girls (Why not?--you need a rest, girls)

Roll up your eyes with a sigh, guys (You don't need a reason why, guys)

Pass out at the job interview, girls (They'll be so embarrassed they'll hire you, girls)

Time for a brief intermission, boys (You don't need anyone's permission, boys)

Go off-line in the ticket line, boys (A quick nap in line is just fine, boys)

Keywords: sleep