"P" Songs

1. P.M.J. (Pre-Mature Jack-Ulation) Blues

2. Patriotic Song

3. Penis Envy

4. Peri Periwinkle

5. Philosopher's Song

6. Pikes Peak Harriette Song

7. Pikes Peak Hashers

8. Pioneers

9. Piss Off, Ya Wank

10. Pissanya, Shitanya

11. Pissed

12. Plastic Jesus

13. Please Do Not Tread on My Balls

14. Poetry

15. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park

16. Poor Lil (Version 1)

17. Poor Lil (Version 2)

18. Poor Little Angeline

19. Poor Old Fartin' Fool

20. Portions of a Woman

21. Pretty Redwing

22. Promiscuous

23. Pubic Hairs

24. Pushing

25. Pussy Cat Song

26. Put Your Leg Over My Shoulder

27. Your Legs Round My Shoulders (For Harriers)

28. Your Legs Round My Shoulders (For Harriettes)