Pikes Peak Harriette Song

Tune: Playmate (a children's hand game/song)

1.
Hey Mr. Dildo
come out and play with me
I've got new batteries
so you can excite me

Oh Mr. Dildo
come out and play with me
and we'll be best of friends
forever more

2.
Oh Mr. Finger
won't you come tickle it
be sure to hit the clit
be sure to moisten it

Oh Mr. Finger
won't you come tickle it
and we'll be best of friends
forever more

3.
Oh Mr. Tongue
won't you come play with this
and give it a great big kiss
and I'll try not to piss

Oh Mr. Tongue
won't you come play with this
and we'll be best of friends
forever more

4.
Oh Mr. Peter
won't you come play with me
won't do a small pee-pee
cum deep inside me

Oh Mr. Peter
won't you come play with me
and we'll be best of friends
forever more

Note: Written in July 1995 by P2H4 Harriettes; Aqua Lungs, Horney Toad, and Soldier Slut.

Keywords: sex