Pussy Cat Song

Tune: ???

My pussy cat, at my back door,
Scratched so long my pussy got sore,
Sore pussy. Sore pussy. Just a friendly little cat.

My pussy cat playing in the back lot,
Played so hard my pussy got hot.
Hot pussy. Sore, hot pussy. Just a friendly little cat.

My pussy cat sittin' on the front steps.
It began to rain and my pussy got wet.
Wet pussy. Sore, hot, wet pussy. Just a friendly little cat.

My pussy cat rocking in a chair,
Rocked so long it lost all it's hair.
Bald pussy....

My neighbor stole my pussy cat away from me,
But I went and set my pussy free.
Free pussy...

My pussy cat ran on this trail,
Got covered in mud from head to tail.
Stanky pussy....

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwww.....

Keywords: hashsong, innuendo