Pushing

Tune: Humoresque

QUESTION:
Was it you that did the pushin'?
Left the stains upon the cushion?
Footprints on the dashboard upside down?
Was you, you sly woodpecker
Who did it to my girl Rebecca?
It was you'd better leave this town

ANSWER:
Yes t'was I that did the pushin',
Left the stains upon the cushion,
Footprints on the dashboard upside down?
But ever since I had your daughter
I've had trouble passing water
Which makes us kind of even all around!

Keywords: Dvorak, humoresque, sex, disease, VD