Pioneers

Tune: Son of a Gambolier

The pioneers have hairy ears,
They piss through leather britches,
They wipe their ass with broken glass,
Those hardy sons of bitches!

When cunt is rare they fuck a bear,
(They knife him if he snitches)
They knock their cock against the rocks,
Those hardy sons of bitches!

They take their ass upon the grass
From fairies or from witches
Their two-pound dinks are full of kinks,
Those hardy sons of bitches!

Without remorse they fuck a horse
And beat him if he twitches'
Their mighty dicks are full of nicks,
Those hardy sons of bitches!

To make a mule stand for the tool
He's beat with hickory switches;
They use their pricks for walking sticks,
Those hardy sons of bitches!

Great joy they reap from bugg'ring sheep,
In sundry bogs and ditches,
Nor give a damn if he be a ram -
Those hardy sons of bitches!

When booze is rare, they do not care,
They take a shot of Fitch's,
The fuck their wives with butcher knives,
Those hardy sons of bitches!

Keywords: sex