Pissed

Tune: My Way

And now, the beer is near
And so I'll face the golden fluid
My friend, I'll say it clear
Without the beer, I wouldn't be here

I've tried low alcohol beer
But then I've been on every highway
But more, much more than this
I didn't get pissed

Regrets, I've had so many
So then again, back to the real booze
I'll do what hashers do
And carry this load on my shoulders

I'll drink each brand of beer
Until it makes me feel quite queer
But more, much more than this, I like to be pissed

Yes there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I drank more than I should do
But thru it all, even be-ing sick
I drank it all and spit it out
I faced the toilet
And I stood tall
And regretted be-ing pissed

I laughed, but then I cried
Because there isn't any beer left
And now, I realize
I didn't find it so amusing

To think, I drank all that
And may I say, "Not in a shy way"
Oh no, oh not me, I want to be pissed

For what is a hasher
Without a beer
If there is none
Then he stays sober
He'll say the things he truly feels
And not the slime, just to get laid

The harriettes know and make sure
A harrier stays pissed.

Keywords: hashsong, beer, drink, drunk