P.M.J. (Pre-Mature Jack-Ulation) Blues

From: Pig Vomit

Lyin' in bed with my baby
Gonna get some tonight
I could see by the look in her eyes
If it ain't hard, we're gonna fight

I swore my johnson was long and hard
I like to think of myself like that
But when we touched I couldn't help myself
I shot my load all over her cat.

It blew my mind when it was over
And it was over just as soon as it began
It blew my mind when it was over
As soon as I was in... I was done.

Life can be funny, life can be cruel.
Shoot too quick you're gonna look like a fool.
She takes two hours to dress real hot
Takes me two seconds to shoot my shot.

She's not talkin' 'bout a macho thing
When she asks are you a man or a mouse!
She doesn't care if you live in a hole.
She's talkin' 'bout my DICK...
Not about my house, and it...

It blew my mind when it was over
And it was over just as soon as it began
It blew my mind when it was over
She showed me the door...
Said he'd clean her cat.

Keywords: pig, vomit, ejaculation, dysfunction