Promiscuous

From: Frank Zappa
Tune: Rap

The Surgeon General Doctor Koop
S'posed to give you all the poop
But when he's with the P.M.R.C.
The poop he's scoopin'
Amazes me.

C-Span showed him all dressed up,
In his phony doctor God get-up.
He looked in the camera and fixed his specs,
And gave a fascinating lecture,
'Bout anal sex! Anal sex, anal sex!

He says it's not good for us,
We just can't be promiscuous,
He's a doctor - he should know,
It's the work of the devil, so,
Girls don't blow!

Don't blow Jimmy,
Don't blow Bobby,
Get yourself another hobby.
If Jesus practiced medicine,
I'm sure he'd do it just like him.

Is Doctor Koop a man to trust,
It seems at least that Reagan must,
But Ron's a trusting sort of guy,
He trusts Ed Meese,
I wonder why?

The A.M.A has just got caught,
For doin' stuff they shouldn't ought,
All they do is lie and lie,
Where's Doctor Koop?
He's standin' by!

Surgeon General? What's the deal?
Is your epidemic real?
Are you leaving something out?
A little green monkey over there,
Kills a million people!
That's not fair!
Did it really go that way?
Did you ask the C.I.A?

Would they take you serious,
Or have THEY been
Promiscuous?

Keywords: zappa, sex, disease