Penis Envy

From: Pig Vomit

If you got one, you always think you're the boss
If it's a little one, just say you're hung like a horse
They'll be jealous, treat you like a king.
You'll be gracious, tell them it's no big thing.
Why else would you think?

They'd call it
Penis envy
Penis envy
Penis envy
Penis envy

You can buy one, but it's not the same
Strap it on to you, give it silly names
It's just a dildo, it doesn't care
But my hot dog, it's got Elvis' hair!

Why else would you think?

They'd call it
Penis envy
Penis envy
Penis envy
Penis envy

My girl don't have one,
That's really not fair
But we can use mine, it's made to be shared
But we're careful, it's important down there
And when we're finished, it conditions our hair.

Think of all the things you could do
If you only had a penis tool

Why else would you think?

They'd call it
Penis envy
Penis envy
Penis envy
Penis envy

Keywords: pig, vomit, genitals, penis