Please Do Not Tread on My Balls

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Please do not tread on my balls,
Please do not tread on my balls.
I am aware that they hang too low,
Should have been cut off ten years ago.
I have what some people call,
Simply phenonenal balls,
So please do not tread on my balls, balls, balls, balls.

Keywords: genitals, gonad