A Tune From Down Under
"Tie
Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" was written by Aussie star Rolf Harris
in 1960. The song spent much of the summer of 1963 at or
near the top of the charts.
The
Music
Tie Me
Kangaroo Down, Sport
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The
Songs
The songs in this book which are sung to the
tune of
"Tie Me Kangaroo
Down, Sport"
- Bestiality's Best
- Colostomy's Best
- Incest is Best
- Incontinence Is The Shits
- Narcolepsy's Best
- Necrophilia's Best
- Vegetables Are The Best
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Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Spoken
Introduction:
There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying. He gets
himself up on one elbow, turns to his mates, who are
gathered round, and he says:
Watch me
wallaby's feed, mate, watch me wallaby's feed.
They're a dangerous breed, mate, so watch me wallaby's
feed.
All together now!
Tie me
kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Keep me
cockatoo cool, Curl,
Keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go acting the fool, Curl,
Keep me cockatoo cool.
All together now!
Tie me
kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Take me koala
back, Jack,
Take me koala back.
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac,
So take me koala back.
All together now!
Tie me
kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Mind me
platypus duck, Bill,
Mind me platypus duck.
Don't let him go running amuck, Bill,
Mind me platypus duck.
All together now!
Tie me
kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Play your
didgeridoo, Blue,
Play your didgeridoo.
Keep playing 'til I shoot through, Blue,
Play your didgeridoo.
All together now!
Tie me
kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tan me hide
when I'm dead, Fred,
Tan me hide when I'm dead.
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde,
(spoken)And that's it hanging on the shed.
All together now!
Tie me
kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
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