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Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue

Interesting Stuff Original Lyrics

Tune from the Roaring Twenties

Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue was written in 1925. The words are bySam M. Lewis (b. Oct. 25, 1885, New York, NY, d. Nov. 22, 1959, New York, NY) and Joe Young (b. July 4, 1889, New York, N. Y., d. April 21, 1939, New York, N. Y.), and the music by Ray Henderson (b. Dec. 1, 1896, Buffalo, N.Y., d. Dec. 31, 1970, Greenwich, CT).

Ray Henderson also wrote the music for "Bye, Bye, Blackbird".

The Music
Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue
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The Song
The song in this book which is sung to the tune of
"
Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue"

  1. Has Anybody Seen J.C.?

Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue

I JUST SAW A MA-NI-AC, MA-NI-AC, MA-NI-AC,
WILD, AND TEAR-ING HIS HAIR,
JUMP-ING LIKE A JUMP-IN' JACK, JUMP-IN' JACK, JUMP-IN' JACK,
CHILD, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE,
LAUGHED SO LOUD I THOUGH THAT I WOULD CAVE IN,
WHEN I HEARD THAT SIL-LY, DAF-FY-DIL-LY RAV-IN':

LOVE MADE HIM A LU-NA-TIC,LU-NA-TIC,LU-NA-TIC,
GEE! HE HOL-LERED AND CRIED,
LIKE A MON-KEY ON A STICK,ON A STICK,ON A STICK,
HE WAS FIT TO BE TIED.
WHEN WE ASKED HIM FOR HIS WIFE'S DE-SCRIP-TION,
HE JUST AN-SWERED ALL OF US WITH THIS CON-NIP-TION:

Chorus
FIVE FOOT TWO, EYES OF BLUE,
BUT OH! WHAT THOSE FIVE FOOT COULD DO,
HAS AN-Y-BOD-Y SEEN MY GIRL?
TURNED UP NOSE, TURNED DOWN HOSE,
NEV-ER HAD NO OTH-ER BEAUS
HAS_ AN-Y-BOD-Y SEEN MY GIRL?
NOW IF YOU RUN IN-TO A FIVE FOOT TWO,
COV-ERED WITH FUR.,
DIA-MOND RINGS AND ALL THOSE THINGS,
BET-CHA' LIFE IT IS-N'T HER.
BUT COULD SHE LOVE, COULD SHE WOO?
COULD SHE, COULD SHE, COULD SHE COO?
HAS AN-Y-BOD-Y SEEN MY GIRL?