Zuppata (Chiangmai Prayer)

Tune: Singing in the Rain

 

Erstwhile soloist:
I'm singin' in the rain,
Just singin' in the rain.
What a glorious feeling,
I'm hap-hap-happy again.

I'm singin' in the rain,
Just singin' in the rain.
What a glor-

First Interruption:
That's great,! How about we get everyone into this - and add a little rhythm, say: a-zuppata, a-zuppata, a-zuppata, I'm singin' --

(After many interruptions, usually to berate some bimbo who is still sitting down, or talking her way into getting laid later, the actions in strict sequence lead up to the final verse)

Arms out (Arms out)
Thumbs down (Thumbs etc -)
Elbows back --
Chest out --
Stomach in --
Arse out --
Knees together --
Toes together --
Chin up --
BrrrrrrrrrP!

Keywords: fart, flatulence, calisthenics