Zoological Gardens

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Thunderin' Jasus it's a lark,
In Dublin City after dark
When you're up on a bird in Phoenix Park
Down by the Zoological Gardens.

Last Sunday night we had no dough,
So I took the mot* up to see the Zoo.
We saw the lions and the kangaroos,
Inside the the Zoological Gardens.

Well we went out there by Castleknock,
Said the mot to me, "Sure we'll court by the Lough."
Then I knew she was one of the rare old stock,
Inside the the Zoological Gardens.

Said the mot to me, "My dear friend Jack,
Sure, I'd like a ride on the elephant's back."
"If you don't get out of that I'll give you such a crack"
Inside the Zoological Gardens.

We went out there on our honeymoon,
Said the mot to me, "If you don't come soon,
I'll have to sleep with the hairy baboon"
Inside the Zoological Gardens.

*mot = bird, broad, bimbo, bitch, cunt, etc.

Keywords: innuendo