ZiPpY the Red-Nosed Hasher

Tune: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
By: Dr D, Ft Eustis HHH

You know Magic and Mullet and Rambo and Mr Spock
Satan and Stray Dog and Mu-Sick and Shuttle Cock,
But do you re-call the most famous Hasher of all,

ZiPpY the red-nosed Hasher,
Had a bit too much to drink,
And if you ever saw him.
You would even say he stinks.

All of the other Hashers,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor ZiPpY,
Join in any orgy games.

Then one night at the InterHash,
The GM came to say,
ZiPpY with your ass so tight,
Won't you let me ride you tonight?

Then all the Hashers loved him,
And they shouted out with glee,
ZiPpY the red-nosed Hasher
You better get checked for HIV!

Keywords: hashsong, holiday, Christmas