You Are My Hashit

Tune: You Are My Sunshine

Chorus :
You are my hashit, my loving hashit
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know boys how much we love them
Please don't take my hashit away.

The other day boys, while we were hashing
We saw our GM masturbate
We saw two others auto hashing
And then the beer truck was late.

No need to hurry, no need to worry
They can do hash crimes every day
But we'll never tell on, these other hashers
They might take our hashit away.

Chorus

It's always hard, and it's always ready
And if you bite it, it won't scream
It will be there in the morning
And if pressed it will wait while I preen.

Chorus

You don't have to lubricate it
Buy it presents, or even give it any head
You can tell it all your secrets
And no one will hear a word that you said.

Chorus

It's not too drunk, and it's not too tired
It's not too quick, and it feels no pain
And if your toilet, should overflow girls
What good's a dick to unclog a drain!

Keywords: hashsong