Yogi Bear (Version 2)

Tune: Camptown Races

Yogi lives in Jellystone
Yogi, Yogi
Yogi lives in Jellystone
Yogi's a lucky bear

CHORUS:
Yogi's a lucky bear
Yogi's a lucky bear
Yogi lives in Jellystone
Yogi's a lucky bear

Yogi has a girlfriend
Cindy, Cindy
Yogi has a girlfriend
Yogi's a lucky bear

Yogi's friend is Boo Boo
Boo Boo, Boo Boo
Yogi's friend is Boo Boo
Yogi's a lucky bear

Boo Boo's only three feet tall
Boo Boo, Boo Boo
Boo Boo's only three feet tall
Yogi's a lucky bear

Cindy likes it twice a day
Cindy, Cindy
Cindy likes it twice a day
Yogi's a lucky bear

Boo Boo has a twelve inch cock
Boo Boo, Boo Boo
Boo Boo has a twelve inch cock
Cindy's a lucky bear

Cindy likes a ménage à trois
Cindy, Cindy
Cindy likes a ménage à trois
Cindy's my kind of bear

Yogi likes it on the fridge,
Yogi, Yogi
Yogi likes it on the fridge,
Yogi's a polar bear.

Yogi likes lingerie,
Yogi, Yogi
Yogi likes lingerie,
Yogi's a teddy bear.

Yogi's HIV positive.
Yogi, Yogi
Yogi's HIV positive.
Yogi's a dying bear.

Keywords: animal, bear, sex