Yo' Mama

Tune: A Cadence (Jody)

Yo Mama don't wear no drawers (Leader)
DING DONG (shouted, by everyone)
I saw her when she took 'em all off
DING DONG
She threw them into the sky
DING DONG
Now Superman, won't even fly
DING DONG. DING. DONG. DING-A-DING-A-DONG. DING. DONG. DING-A-DINGA-DONG.

Yo Mama loves to pick her toes
DING DONG
Green booger snots fall from her nose
DING DONG
Her belly is big and fat
DING DONG
How could ANYBODY look like that?!
DING DONG. DING.DONG. DING-A-DING-A-DONG. DING.DONG. DING-A-DING-A-DONG.

Yo Mama's got cum on her face
DING DONG
Sucks dicks all over the place
DING DONG
She lines 'em up in a row
DING DONG
And she gives 'em a GOOD old blow!
DING DONG. etc...

Yo Mama don't wear no rag.
DING DONG
'Cuz she uses a burlap bag.
DING DONG
Her pussy is red and raw
DING DONG
'Bout the GROSSEST thing I ever saw
DING DONG. Etc...

Yo' Mama don't wear no drawers
DING DONG
I saw her when she took 'em all off
DING DONG
She threw them onto a fence
DING DONG
And I ain't seen the neighbors since
DING DONG. DING-DONG-DINGA DINGA DONG. DING DONG. DINGA-DINGA-DONG.

Yo' Mama don't wear no drawers
DING DONG
I saw her when she took 'em all off
DING DONG
She threw 'em into the "head"
DING DONG
Now the tidy-bowl man is dead
DING DONG. DING-DONG-DINGA DINGA DONG. DING-DONG. DINGA-DINGA-DONG.

Keywords: underwear