Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?

From: Frank Zappa

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor,
To stick no needle in me,
Why does it hurt when I pee?

I got it from the toilet seat,
I got it from the toilet seat,
It jumped right up
'N grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas,
My balls feel like a pair of maracas,
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khachus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!

Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt ... when I
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Keywords: zappa, pee, piss, urine, disease, VD