Why Can't He Get It Up?

From: Pig Vomit

Why can't he get it up?
Why can't he get it up?

While I was on my way to group therapy,
I was wonderin' how many men were just like me
Could it be that I was the only jerk
Whose sex apparatus just would not work
Then one by one they each raised their hands
Said that they shriveled under pressure last night.
And with every story of deflated glory there was not one boner in sight.
Did the others that were with me have to rub their little weenies
Wishing they could get it up so they could beat their meat.

Well I was thinkin' I ain't never had
An inkling I would ever have a problem like a penis that was shrinkin'

Why can't he get it up?
Why can't he get it up?
It's never hard enough.
Why can't he get it up?

Now when I just was a teen it was understood
I was risin' every day with some morning wood
The teachers wouldn't notice when I'd hide my little stiffy
And waklin' to the blackboard got a little bit iffy.
It's a cruel joke now to think of times like that
And then I look down to see my tires flat
There's nights I start to get 'em,
And then I can't keep 'em -
I remember getting boners when I didn't even need 'em.

Why can't he get it up?
Why can't he get it up?
It's just a shrunken sub.
Why can't he get it up?

It sucks not gettin' a boner
I've been waitin' a week for this date.
It sucks not gettin' a boner
But my penis won't cooperate
It sucks not gettin' a boner
I'm the owner of a shrunken head
It sucks not gettin' a boner
Get the battery, this suckers dead.

Well therapy was over it was time to go home
But relief turned to fear cause I wouldn't be alone
I knew my girl was waitin' and I hate it when she begs.

But the hardest part of makin' love
Just ain't between my legs!

Why can't he get it up?
Why can't he get it up?
Hung like a lady bug.
Why can't he get it up?

Keywords: pig, vomit, erection, dysfunction, sex