Why Are We Waiting?

Tune: O Come All Ye Faithful

Why are we waiting,
Could be masturbating,
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long.

Oh, why are we waiting,
Could be fornicating,
Oh, why are we waiting,
Oh, why are we waiting,
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long!

Also, masturbating, lactating, etc.

Keywords: business, circle, hashsong