While the Kiwis Shagged

Tune: While Shepards Watched

While the Kiwis shagged their flocks by night,
All laying on the ground,
Up jumped the Aussie doctor and said,
"Stop that and I'll buy a round."

"Fear not," said they,
For fear of AIDS had seized the doctor's mind,
"Before we Kiwis take a new bride,
We clean out her behind."

So you girls waiting for the question popped,
You won't get very far,
If you want to take a Kiwi mate,
You'll have to answer, "Baaaaaa."

Keywords: sex, animak, sheep