We Three Kings

Tune: We Three Kings of Orient Are
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We three kings of Orient are,
One on a bicycle, one in a car,
One on a scooter, banging his hooter,
Following yonder star.

We three kings of Orient are,
Smoking on a rubber cigar,
It was loaded, it exploded,
Now we're on yonder star.

We three kings of Madison Square,
Trying to see this cheap underwear,
They're fantastic, no elastic,
Twenty-five cents the pair.

Keywords: holiday, Christmas, royalty, underwear