Wanky's Beers

Tune: Jingle Bells

 

Dashing down the trail,
With a cooler full of brew,
This beer tastes like hell,
What can we hashers do?

Chorus Oh, Wanky's beers, Wanky's beers,
Wanky, you're a dick.
When we drink your fucking piss,
It makes us fucking sick.

Oh, Wanky's beers, Wanky's beers,
We told you fucking twice,
When you pack those fucking beers,
You can't forget the ice!

I drank a Wanky brew,
A down-down I did do,
Then I puked that fucking brew
All over my left shoe.

The biermobile's arrived,
On-In time is here,
Oh what fun it is to chug and puke,
Our Wanky's putrid beers.

We sing this little song,
We sing it just for you,
Now we think it's only right,
That you should drink one too.

Keywords: hashsong, Christmas, holiday