Walrus and the Carpenter

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If all the whores with crimson drawers
Came walking down the strand
Do you suppose, the Walrus said
That we could raise a stand?
I doubt it, said the Carpenter
But wouldn't it be grand
And all the while the dirty sod
Was cumming in his hand.

When you were only sweet sixteen
And you had a little quim
You stood before the looking-glass
And put one finger in
But now that you are old and gray
And losing all your charm
I can get five fingers in
And half my fucking arm

Keywords: animal, sex