Vlad

Tune: ???

Eat, bite, fuck, suck, gobble, nibble, chew
Nipple, bosom, hair-pie, finger fuck, screw
Moose piss, cat pud, orangutan tit
Sheep pussy, camel crack, pig lie in shit.

AW VLAD, AW VLAD.

Well, I went to a party, and what did they do?
They took off their socks, and they took off their shoes,
They took off their shirts, an they took off their pants,
I had a hunch, we weren't gonna dance.

Everybody's ass was bare,
No broads left, just a queer over there,
But the whole damn thing didn't phase me a bit.
I just jumped on the pile and grabbed some tit.

My baby's not a sports fan,
But she plays with balls whenever she can,
'Cause her favorite sport you see,
Is playing tonsil hockey.

Keywords: eat, bite, sex