Valking in MY Vinter Undervear

Tune: Winter Wonderland

Sleigh bells ring and I'm listening,
But I'm turning and tvisting.
'Cause I'm itching up here,
And I'm scratching down there,
I'm valking in my vinter undervear.

Now, the front is all battered,
And the back is is all tattered,
But, vhen I'm cold to the core,
I walk through the "trap door",
And up into my vinter undervear.

Vell, I don't care if it rains or snows or freezes.
I yam so varm I yust don't give a hoot.
I put on all the stockings I can locate,
And I vear two pair of trousers vith my suit.

But then I start to perspire
And then it sets me on fire.
'Cause I'm itching up here,
And I'm scratching down there,
I'm valking in my vinter undervear.

Vinter snow is vhite and glistening,
But I'm turning and tvisting.
I gotta scratch a little here,
I gotta scratch a little there.
I'm valking in my vinter undervear.

I put my bathing suit avay in moth balls,
And now I've got to adapt to snow balls.
Then I can't scratch my back;
I throw myself all aback.
I'm valking in my vinter undervear.

Through rain and snow and ice I do not vorry.
The vinter come, I yust don't give a hoot.
My coat and hat and earmuffs keep my cozy
And I vear two pair of trousers vith my suit.

But then to cope to other clothing,
Vell, the thing that I am loading,
Is vhen my face turn blue,
And contortions I go through,
Valking in my vinter undervear.

They're from Sears-Rooobuuuck....
Valking in my vinter undervear!

Keywords: holiday, Christmas, underwear