Twelve Days of Hashmas (Version 2)

Tune: Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Hashmas
My true love gave to me

And a hand job in an MG.
(squirt, squirt, squirt)

Two rectal sores

Three droopy drawers

Four fucking whores

Five PUBIC HAIRS.......

Six seeping chancres

Seven sucking sisters

Eight edible panties

Nine nibbled nipples

Ten tons of titty

Eleven lickable labia

Twelve twats 'a twitchin'

Keywords: holiday, Christmas, hashsong