Twelve Days of Hashmas (Version 1)
Tune: Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to meA hand job that wasn't worth a fuck - on-on-on.
Second day - two shit house doors
Third day - three French whores
Fourth day - four calling girls
Fifth day - five blow jobs
Sixth day - six 69ers
Seventh day - seven sucking sisters
Eighth day - eight aching assholes
Ninth day - nine gnawed off nipples
Tenth day - ten torn off titties
Eleventh day - eleven leaping lesbians
Twelfth day - twelve twats a'twitching.
Keywords: holiday, Christmas, hashsong