Tokyo Hash Song

Tune: The Wild Rover

I flew into Tokyo, an expat so neat,
Some boozy old hashers I happened to meet,
I asked to go hashing, they answered me "nay
For wimps such as you we can find any day!"

CHORUS:
And its no nay never, no nay no never no more
Shall I play the wild hasher no never no more

I took out my checkbook all shiney & bright
The hash-cash's eyes they lit up with delight
He said "gladly we'll welcome you as one of our rank
As soon as your check has been cleared by the bank" and its...

They sold me a T-shirt at exorbitant price
Then we went hashing, 'twas ever so nice
At the last checkpoint we lost three without trace
And back at the On on we all got shit faced and its...

I've hashed the world over in places far & near
I fondle the women and drunk all the beer
And now I'm returning with tales for to tell
Of checkbacks unending and shortcuts through hell and its...

Now all I have left is a beer stained T-shirt
And my nikes are covered in shiggy & dirt
My wife she has left me because of the pong
So this is the end of my terrible song and its...

Keywords: hashsong, Tokyo