Today Is

Tune: Shouted
By:

 

Leader: Today is Monday! Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
All: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)

CHORUS:
Leader: Is everybody happy?
All: You bet your ass we are!
All: (raise cups over heads and make one complete turn while humming) Da da dut da da, da |da dut da da

Leader: Today is Tuesday!
All: Today is Tuesday!
Leader: Tuesday is a finger day! (fingering motion)
All: Tuesday is a finger day! (fingering motion)
Leader: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
All: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)

CHORUS

Now that you've got the idea, here are the rest of the days

Wednesday is a hmmmm day! (stick tongue between 2nd & 3rd fingers)
Thursday is a drinking day! (raise glass and drink)
Friday is a fucking day! (humping motions, cheering, happiness)
Saturday is a hashing day! (running motions, cheering, happiness)
Sunday is a day of rest (low key, almost quiet)

(modify as needed for local hashing day, etc . . .)

Keywords: calisthenics, sex