Three Visiting Hashers

Tune: Mademoiselle from Armentieres

Three visiting hashers came over here,
Parlez vous?
Three visiting hashers came over here,
Parlez vous?
Three visiting hashers came over here,
To fuck our women and drink our beer,
Inkey pinky parley vous, oh blimy ...

They came upon a down-down.
They pissed all around and drank around.

Oh Grand Master have you a maiden fair?
With blow job lips and stringy hair?

Oh yes I have but she's too new,
To sleep with stinking hashers like you.

Oh Grandmaster I'm not too new,
After all, I've already slept with you.

Yes, that's true, but your so sweet,
Perhaps you could just suck their feet

Feet are fine but I prefer,
They ride upon my mound of fur

Up the old stairs she was led,
They threw her down upon the bed.

They tied her to the leg of the bed,
And fucked her 'til her cheeks were red.

Then they took her to the shed,
And fucked her 'til she was nearly dead.

They took her down a shady lane,
And fucked her back to life again.

They fucked her up, they fucked her down,
They fucked her right around the town.

They fucked her in, they fucked her out,
They fucked her up the water spout.

Three months went by and all was
well, Six months later she started to swell.

Nine months later she gave a grunt,
And a lithe hasher popped out of her cunt.

The little hasher he grew and grew,
He fucked his mother and his sister too.

The little hasher he went to hell,
And there he started a hash as well.

Keywords: hashsong, sex