Three German Officers

Tune: Mademoiselle from Armentieres

Three German Officers crossed the Rhine,
Parlez Vous?
Three German Officers crossed the Rhine,
Parlez Vous?
Three German Officers crossed the Rhine,
Fucked the women and drank the wine,
Inky pinky parlez vous, lah, lah, lah.....

They came upon a wayside inn, (3x)
Pissed on the mat and walked right in,
Inky pinky....etc.

"Oh, landlord have you a daughter fair," (3x)
"With lily-white tits and golden hair,"

"Oh, yes I have but she's too young" (3x)
"To sleep with a German stinking hun."

"Oh father dear I'm not too young,"(3x)
"To sleep with a German stinking hun."

Up the rickety stairs they went, (3x)
Threw her down upon the bed,

They tied her to the leg of the bed, (3x)
Fucked her till she was nearly dead,

They took her down a shady lane, (3x)
Fucked her back to life again,

The fucked her up the fucked her down, (3x)
They fucked her right around the town,

They fucked her in the fucked her out, (3x)
They fucked her up the water-spout,

Seven months went and all was well, (3x)
Eight months went and she started to swell,

Nine months later she gave a grunt, (3x)
And a little white bastard popped out of her cunt,

The little white bastard grew and grew, (3x)
He fucked his mother and his sister, too,

The little white bugger he went to Hell, (3x)
He fucked the Devil and his wife as well.

Keywords: German, France, sex