Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator

Tune: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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Teddy the red-nosed Senator,
Had a very shiny car,
And if you ever saw it,
You were probably near a bar.

All the other Senators,
Wondered how he got his dames,
They thought he was too drunk,
To play in any bedroom games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
"Teddy with your nose so red,
Won't you help me guide my sled?"

That's how the police found them,
Wrapped around a maple tree,
Teddy the red-nosed Senator,
He's a drunken S.O.B.
He's a drunken S.O.B.

Keywords: holiday, Christmas, drink, drunk, celebrity