Swilligan's Island

Tune: Gilligan's Island Theme

 

Just sip yer brew and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a drunken hash.
That started with a keg of beer
And everyone got trashed, (Repeat)

The first hare was a brainless cooch,
His co-hare was half as smart.
Two hundred some odd half-minds
Took off in a cloud of farts. (Repeat)

The hills got steep, the shiggy deep,
The back checks had them fooled.
Then someone found the beer stop
And everybody drooled. (Repeat)

The mud had sucked their sneakers off,
Their legs were ripped a lot.
But once they had their nectar,
The trail they soon forgot. (Repeat)

The moral is no matter how
Much shiggy's on your trail,
A hashin' twit don't give a shit
While he's swilling his ale.

Keywords: hashsong