Square Dance

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Up with the petticoat,
Down with the pants,
In with the pecker,
Everyone dance.

Girls with the rags on,
Up against the wall.
Guys with hardons,
Promenade the hall.

Gals grab your partners,
Firmly by the balls.
Make him holler, make him shout,
Put your pretty ass, up against his snout.

First lady go, second lady pass, third lady's finger up the fourth man's ass.
Finger out, promenade the hall,

Now release the poor gent's balls.
Then down with the petticoat, up with the pants, for this is the end of the
Old Square Dance.

Keywords: sex