Skippy the Squirrel

Tune: Frosty the Snowman

 

Skippy the Squirrel is a jolly happy soul
With his smashed out brains and his broken nose
And some gravel up his hole.

Skippy the Squirrel is a hasher's tale they say
He was just too slow and the hashers know
He was squished to death one day.

There must have been some magic
In that old dead squirrel they found
For when they tied him to the bus he began to fly around.

Oh, Skippy the Squirrel is as dead as he can be
But the hashers say he can hash and play
Just the same as you and me.

-- Happy whistle interlude --

Skippy the Squirrel knew the sun was hot that day
So he said, "Lets run
And we'll have some fun before I rot away."

Down to the Apres, with a rope tied to his tail
Flying here and there all around the square
Saying , "You'll go straight to hell."

He led them down the trail that day
Right to a parking lot
Where Monster Bator licked a girl
Whose father called a cop.

Monster and Skippy had to hurry out of there
But they waived good-bye
Sayin ', "Don't you cry we'll be back again next year."

Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump,
Hear those squirrellies die
Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump,
Look at Skippy fly.

Keywords: animal