Sit on My Face (Version 2)

Tune: Swinging on a Star

Would you like to sit on my face?
It's a very comfortable place.
Slide your crotch up over my nose,
Or would you rather suck my hose?

My hose is an animal that lives in my pants,
It'll come out to meet you if you give it a chance.
It begs your pardon, but it's grown quite long,
It's a little bit crooked, but it's healthy and strong,
So if you'd like to feel it nice and thick,
You could bend down and suck my prick.

Would you like to fuck in my car?
Carry sperm juice home in a jar,
Get the back seat all in a mess,
Or would you rather lick my ass?

My ass is an animal that lives near my bone,
It's often neglected as an erogenous zone,
I took a shower and it doesn't smell,
And when I shit I wiped like hell,
So if you'd like to give it a go,
You could bend down and lick my asshole.

Would you like to have some orgasms?
Feel your pussy twitchin' in spasms,
Do it over and over again,
Or would you rather fuck my chin?

My chin is an animal that lives under my nose,
It doesn't get half the action of my hose,
It's narrow and pointy, it'll go right in,
Rub you clit on my whiskers, it's a downright sin,
So if you'd like to come once or twice,
Fuck my chin, it's rather nice.

Keywords: sex, oral