Sir Jasper

Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic

She wears her silk pajamas in the summer when it's hot,
She wears her woolen nightie in the winter when it's not,
But later in the springtime, and early in the fall,
She jumps between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.

CHORUS:
She's a most immoral lady,
She's a most immoral lady,
She's a most immoral lady,
As she lay between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.

Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch me,
Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch me,
Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch me,
As she lay between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.

Oh, Sir Jasper do not! (three times)
As she lay........ etc.

Oh, Sir Jasper do! (three times)
As she lay........ etc.

Oh, Sir Jasper! (three times)
As she lay........ etc.

Oh! (three times)
As she lay........ etc.

NOTE: An alternate way to sing this song is to delete one word at a time until there are no more words. After silence for a period, then sing "As she lay...nothing on at all"

Keywords: diminishing