Sinking Of The Titanic

Tune: Itself

Oh, they built the ship Titanic, to sail the ocean blue,
And they thought they'd built a ship the water couldn't get through.
But an iceberg on the wave, sent it to its watery grave,
It was sad when that great ship went down.

(CHORUS ): It was sad, (so sad), it was sad, (too bad),
It was sad when that great ship went down,
To the bottom of the . . . HUSBANDS AND WIVES, LITTLE CHILDREN LOST THEIR LIVES!
It was sad when that great ship went down.

Oh, they sailed from Plymouth, England, and were halfway to the shore,
When the rich refused to associate with the poor.
So they put the poor below, where they were the first to go,
It was sad when that great ship went down.

(CHORUS ): UNCLES AND AUNTS, THEY PISSED RIGHT IN THEIR PANTS!

Oh, that ship was full of sin, and the sides about to burst,
When the captain shouted, "Women and children first!"
Then he tried to send a wire, but the wires were all on fire,
It was sad when that great ship went down.

(CHORUS ): CHILDREN, THEY CRIED, AS THE WAVES SWEPT O'ER THE SIDE!

Oh, the crew was not afraid, as they tried to lower boats,
But the waves were cruel, and nary a boat would float.
So they put on their life vests, and prepared themselves for death,
It was sad when that great ship went down.

(CHORUS ): LADY ASTOR IN HER GOWN, HAD TO WATCH HER HUSBAND DROWN!

Oh, the captain was at fault, and was just about to flee,
When the band struck up with "A-Nearer My God to Thee!"
And the steerage passengers, were left to drown like curs,
It was sad when that great ship went down.

(CHORUS ): HOW THEY DID PLEA, AS THEY SLIPPED BENEATH THE SEA!

(SPECIAL VERSE): But in the captain's cabin, the spirits they did find,
And they began to swill, as they floated in the brine.
And the liquor in their veins, kept them warm upon the main,
It was glad when that great ship went down!

(SPECIAL CHORUS ): It was glad (so glad), it was glad (so glad),
It was glad when that great ship went down,
To the bottom of the . . . CHAMPAGNE AND WHISKEY, THEY WENT DOWN FEELING FRISKY!
It was glad when that great ship went down.

Oh, the moral of this story is very plain to see,
You must wear your life preserver when you are out to sea.
Or you may find yourself aswim, facing fate that's all too grim,
It was sad when that great ship went down.

(CHORUS ): MIGHTY OR MEEK, YOU CAN'T TREAD WATER FOR A WEEK!

Keywords: disaster