Shiner Beer

Tune: ???

In the town of shiner in the Lone Star State
They're brewing a beer that tastes really great
Makes me want to masturbate
Oh I love shiner beer
Grab yourself a fist of lard
Work it up nice and hard
Shoot your jism across the yard
Oh I love shiner beer.

Mm Mm Mm, tastes so good
Yes Yes Yes like I knew it would
Take advice from this old croner
It don't matter if you're a loner
Go ahead and cop that boner
If you got shiner beer

All you ladies everywhere
Hold onto your underwear
Shiner makes you lose your cares
Oh I love shiner beer

Mm Mm Mm, tastes so good
Yes Yes Yes like I knew it would
(Slowly)
Shiner the best beer brewed in the cunt-tree.

Keywords: beer