She Had Big Mountains

Tune: Rule Britannia
Note: Dick Paschen recommends singing this accompanied by large hand movements

 

She had BIG mountains
And a valley deep and wide,
And ten of Britain's strongest lads
Are thought to be inside.

They climbed UP those mountains,
Went spelunking in her cave,
And those ten tired British boys
Are in there to this day.

But a good YANK could get them out!

Keywords: calisthenics, sex, innuendo