Sharp Operator

Tune: A Recital

There was a young lady who swallowed a Wilkerson Sword stainless steel razor blade.
Not only did she suffer a tonsilectomy, an appendectomy, and a hysterectomy,
But she castrated her husband, circumcised her lover,
Took two fingers off a casual acquaintance, gave the vicar a harelip,
And she still had five shaves left.

Keywords: sadism, masochism