Seven Nervous Days

Tune: Seven Lonely Days

Seven nervous days, I've waited for results,
Seven lonely nights I've stayed away from you,
I never could have guessed, I had no idea,
That you'd given me a dose of gonorrhea.

CHORUS:
Oh my darling I'm crying,
Boo-hoo poor me,
'Cause the doctor's prescribing
Penicillin for me.

You said you were drunk,
Now does that make it right?
I think you're a lousy skunk,
To sleep with a transvestite.

Said you couldn't tell,
It was very hard to find,
So you thought what the hell,
And rammed it up behind.

I knew I had a dose,
'Cause it hurts when I pee,
If you ever come close,
I'll cut off your willie.

I never felt so shy,
You caused me so much strife,
But now it's your turn to cry,
'Cause you gotta tell your wife.

LAST CHORUS:
Oh my darling you're crying,
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo,
Now the doctor's prescribing
Penicillin for you too.

Keywords: sex, disease, VD