Sammy Small

Tune: Sam Hall (Ye Jacobites by Name)

Oh my name is Sammy Small, fuck 'em all,
Oh my name is Sammy Small, fuck 'em all,
Oh my name is Sammy Small, and I only have one ball,
But it's better than none at all,
So fuck 'em all.

Oh they say I shot a man, fuck 'em all, etc. . .
They say I shot him in the head, with a fucking piece of lead,
Now the silly fucker's dead, so fuck 'em all.

Oh they say I'm going to swing, fuck 'em all, etc. . .
Oh, they say I'm going to swing, from a fucking piece of string,
What a silly fucking thing, so fuck 'em all.

Oh the parson he will come, fuck 'em all, etc. . .
Oh the parson he will come, with his tales of kingdom come,
He can shove 'em up his bum, so fuck 'em all.

Oh the hangman wears a mask, fuck 'em all, etc. . .
Oh the hangman wears a mask, for his silly fucking task,
What a silly fucking ass, so fuck 'em all.

Oh the sheriff'll be there too, fuck 'em all, etc. . .
Oh the sheriff'll be there too, with his silly fucking crew,
They've got fuck-all else to do, so fuck 'em all.

(With Reverence)
I saw Molly in the crowd, fuck 'em all, etc. . .
I saw Molly in the crowd, and I felt so goddamn proud,
That I shouted right out loud, FUCK 'EM ALL!

Oh the hangman pulled the rope, fuck 'em all, etc. . .
Oh the hangman pulled the rope,
thought it was a fucking joke,
Now my goddamn neck is broke, so
FUCK 'EM ALL!

Keywords: sex