Roll Your Leg Over

Tune: Oh, Sally, My Dear

If all the young girls were like fish in the ocean,
Then I'd be a whale and I'd show them the motion.

CHORUS:
Oh, roll your leg over,
Oh, roll your leg over,
Roll your leg over the and fuck me till noon

If all the young girls were like fish in a pool,
I'd be a shark with a waterproof tool.

If all the young girls were like fish in the brookie,
I'd be a trout and I'd get me some nookie.

If all the young girls were like winds on the sea,
I'd be a sail and I'd have them blow me.

If all the young girls were like cows in the pasture,
I'd be a bull and I'd fill them with rapture.

If all the young girls were like mares in the stable,
I'd be a stallion and show them I'm able.

If all the young girls were like bricks in a pile,
I'd be a mason and lay them in style.

If all the young girls were like bells in a tower,
I'd be a clapper and bang them each hour.

If all the young girls were like bats in a steeple,
And I were a bat, there'd be more bats than people.

If all the young girls were like little red foxes,
And I were a hunter, I's shoot up their boxes.

If all the young girls were like little white rabbits,
And I were a hare, I would teach them bad habits.

If all the young girls were like trees in the forest,
And I was a woodsman, I'd split their clitoris.

If all the young girls were like telephone poles,
I'd be a squirrel and stuff nuts in their holes.

If all the young girls were like diamonds and rubies,
I'd be a jeweler and polish their boobies.

If all the young girls were like coals in the stoker,
I'd be a fireman and shove in my poker.

I wish all the girls were like statues of Venus,
And I were equipped with a petrified penis.

I wish all young ladies were singing this song,
It would be twice as dirty and three times as long.

If all the young ladies were far better skiers,
And better beer drinkers, and less constant pee-ers.

I wish all the girls were like Aspen Ski Tow,
You pay fifty dollars, you get on and go.

If all the young girls were like winds on the sea,
And I were a sail, I would let them blow me.

I wish all little girls were like pieces of pie,
And I were a fork so I would fork till I die.

I wish all little girls were like small desert cactus,
And I were a pin, I would prick theirs for practice.

We sing long, we sing loud, we sing all about it,
But only because we've been doing without it.

...and a few from Dr. Dirty (John Valby):

I wish all the girls were like holes in the road,
I be a truck and dump in my load.

I wish all the girls would douche with Lavoris,
I'd freshen my breath by licking clitoris.

I wish all the men were like pipes in the yard,
After they're drained they'd still remain hard.

Keywords: sex